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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Blissful Calm to Fall Over Australia as Tin-Foilers Switch Off Their Phones to Avoid AusAlert

    Australia is set to experience a rare yet fleeting calm today as the tin-foil brigade switch off their phones to avoid receiving the AusAlert warning…

    Belle July 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Supermarkets Forced to Put Special Notices on Toilet Paper Ahead of Tomorrow’s Emergency Alert Test

    Major Australian supermarkets have been forced to take proactive action to manage toilet paper stock ahead of tomorrow’s AusAlert warning test. Despite the advanced warning…

    Belle July 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out

    An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…

    Belle July 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data

    Open AI has conceded that one of its AI models went rogue yesterday and hacked Perth’s smart freeway data. While this is concerning in and…

    Belle July 23, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Fuel Companies thank Australians for sticking by them during tough period of lower petrol prices

    Major fuel companies have personally thanked the Aussie public for their loyalty during a “tough period” of cheaper petrol prices recently. A spokesperson for Big…

    Belle July 22, 2026
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Mr Joint Facebook Account

Belle May 7, 2021

Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins friendships. Near friendless…

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IN FOCUS: Late Night Shopping 

Belle May 6, 2021

Thursday represents different things to different people. For some, thirsty Thursday is the day they get a little too excited and make their Friday drag…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Novice Motorcyclist

Belle May 6, 2021

Todd spends another evening marooned on the shore of existential dread. Savage gusts of age erode his hairline and batter his once youthful looks. His…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Perth Wet Weather

Belle May 5, 2021

There is always a twinkle in Robbo’s eye when he sees rainfall in Perth. It reminds him of the back streets of Patong where he…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I Blame My Bad Life Decisions on Star Signs”

Belle May 4, 2021 New Age

Laura loves astrology because it is infinitely easier to blame her shortcomings on burning balls of space gas, rather than her lack of commitment to…

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The Perth Old Mate

Belle May 2, 2021 BoganPersonalityPub

Dazza is a purebred cob and has left the imprint of his King Gee stubbies on barstools from Meekatharra to Esperance. He has done every…

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  • Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data
  • Fuel Companies thank Australians for sticking by them during tough period of lower petrol prices
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