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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Reckons Bell Tower Times Featured

How to Avoid Offending West Aussies (Part 1)

Belle March 3, 2022

Don’t disrespect Justin Langer – as proven yesterday, if you want WA to turn on you like a salad-tossing swarm of bees after Winnie the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

SOR Man Moves To Mount Lawley And Starts Pronouncing His “Rs”, No One’s Buying It

Belle March 1, 2022 SOR

Canning Vale born & bred man, Reece, has made a desperate and unconvincing attempt to rebrand his image after moving to Mount Lawley and pronouncing…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Electric Skateboard

Belle March 1, 2022 Entertainmentsports

One day you’re young & beautiful and the next you are getting bombarded with floppy man-noodle & balding head ads on your social media. Some…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: Synergy Could Have At Least Bought You Dinner First

Belle March 1, 2022

All across WA, the sound of punters calling Synergy a pack of dogs can be heard radiating from households as summertime electricity bills hit inboxes. …

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Nights Around The Outdoor Glass Table

Belle February 28, 2022

Whether you’re avoiding the Rona, can’t stomach the price of pints or suffering 3rd-degree gurns and frightening members of the public; the party normally ends…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: BoM App User Thinks He’s Better Than Everyone Else

Belle February 27, 2022

Curtis admits that he struggles to even think about the man he used to be just 2 days before downloading the Bureau of Meteorology app…

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  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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