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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat

    “What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …

    Belle December 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

    South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

    The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Admin Lady Furious No One is Taking Her Bogus Headache Seriously

Belle October 27, 2021

Admin lady, Janice, will be making a very stern complaint to HR after she got the distinct impression no one believed her suspiciously conveniently timed…

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Mr “Where the Hell is Spring?”

Belle October 26, 2021

Tom isn’t dealing with the unpredictable Spring weather well. Like a packet of hate flavoured instant soup all that’s needed to set him off is…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

The “Fitness Influencer”

Belle October 25, 2021

Jesyka’s life changed forever when she met a walking anabolic steroid at the Lookout a few years ago. She’ll never forget the workout videos he…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Pinky Beach “Pinkies” Rotto

Belle October 22, 2021

If you call it Pinky Beach odds are you came to know about it via a Government tourism campaign. If you call it Pinkies then…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Anti-Headlighter Vows to Not Bend to Big Visibility

Belle October 19, 2021

Ron has done his research and he isn’t convinced by the claims of every other motorist that switching on your headlights in rainy conditions is…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line

Belle October 19, 2021 Boganhoon

Burnt rubber aficionado, “Tex”, hasn’t let the constant sound of sirens or reports of power outages deter him from contributing to the storm aftermath shitshow.…

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  • Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
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