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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Mr Blazing Swan

Belle March 31, 2021

Travis is a wealthy beneficiary to a parental fortune and an amateur psy-trance DJ that knows the real meaning of freedom is being the Kelly…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Rocking a Mullet

Belle March 29, 2021 Bogan

In contemporary Australian culture, a mullet has always been the perfect haircut to let your 2nd cousin know that you take a relaxed view when…

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Travellers

Mr & Mrs “Wander Out Yonder”

Belle March 29, 2021

School holidays are when WA’s Northern towns become more popular than the fat guy in an Andes plane wreck survival party. Hordes of Godless savages…

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POSTCODES: GERALDTON 6530

Belle March 28, 2021

Don’t be fooled by this sleepy coastal City, the townsfolk haven’t slept a wink! Gero – the Northern gateway to worse places. Getting There Seeing…

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Unique & Other

The Chilli Enthusiast

Belle March 28, 2021

Dylan was born with taste buds whiter than the special varnish on a liberal MP’s desk. Despite the caucasian curse of chilli intolerance, he persevered…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Fremantle

Belle March 28, 2021

Tamara uses her last youth allowance payment to kit herself out like a fierce eco-warrior: khaki cargo pants, a black Sea Shepherd shirt, hiking boots…

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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