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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Geelong arrives at wrong oval after being drawn to available farming land

    Oofff, the mighty Geelong Cats have found themselves caught in a farm-trance on their way to Norwood oval this morning. Despite clearly putting in the…

    Belle April 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America

    Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…

    Belle April 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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Mr Perth Races

Belle November 1, 2021

Jaydon arrives at Ascot with a motley crew of dentist-skipping roughnecks that rock the latest in Magistrates Court-chic. Jaydon’s get up consists of a cheap…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man at Point of No Return As He Enters “Unsolicited Crypto Advice” Stage of Sunday Sesh

Belle October 31, 2021 crypto

Josh had promised himself a sensible Sunday sesh at the pub this week. However, somewhere between his 10th and 14th drink, he started to suspect…

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Destroying Office Cohesion With Gossip – A Masterclass

Belle October 29, 2021

Some view their coworkers as friends, others as colleagues but gossiping saddos view them as playthings in a sick soap opera that they fuel to…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Leederville

Belle October 28, 2021

Just 6 years after finishing uni, Claire landed a job in marketing that paid just enough to afford the rent on a one-bedroom shithole with…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

TAFE to Offer Classes on “Sending It” To Boost Enrollments

Belle October 27, 2021

TAFE is offering classes on “sending it” as part of its mission to appeal to as many WA youngsters as possible. With the decline of…

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Admin Lady Furious No One is Taking Her Bogus Headache Seriously

Belle October 27, 2021

Admin lady, Janice, will be making a very stern complaint to HR after she got the distinct impression no one believed her suspiciously conveniently timed…

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  • New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz
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