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    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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IN FOCUS: NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS

Belle May 13, 2019

Fuck off. You genetic clone. You never swing as low. You’ll never be that man who did what it took to don the mid-life-crisis-kicks. The…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr “I’m in a Corporate Box”

Belle May 7, 2019

For 5 years, Gregory was an office piglet, madly feasting on the scraps his power-broking bosses threw his way. A free lunch here, a golf…

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From the Zoo Uncategorized

The Legend of the Perth Wheel Clamp Man

Belle April 25, 2019

In 2012, Perth was shaken by the actions of one man. Few people have stood so defiantly at the urinal of civil obedience and unleashed…

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POSTCODES: Cottesloe 6011

Belle April 24, 2019 Golden Triangle

With the ocean to one side and Stirling Highway to the other, Cottesloe thought they did all they could to stop commoners from gaining access…

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Work & Study

The Perth Apprentice

Belle April 22, 2019 Bogantradie

Harlee is a brand-spankin’ new apprentice and has just landed a job working for his uncle, Trev. Unfortunately, he needs a couple of payslips before…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Dare Iced Coffee

Belle April 22, 2019

Whether you’re in Hi-Vis or HR is watching you take a wizz; whether you’re pulling a go-slow or rabbiting on about FIFO, you are probably…

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