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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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So, You’ve Become an American Politics Expert?

Belle September 30, 2020

They say opinions are like arseholes and yours has prolapsed all over the clean bedsheets of social media. Again. This time, you felt a great…

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Mr Leederville

Belle September 27, 2020 hipster

Johan sits in front of his MacBook at a cafe in Leederville. His serious and brooding look compliments his bald head, thick-rimmed glasses and horizontal…

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Ms Promo Girl

Belle September 25, 2020

Brittany is a promo girl and as a promo girl she is slow roasting in the sun to work on a base tan before heading…

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The Instagram BF

Belle September 24, 2020

Being a bf means different things to different people, To Luke, a bf is someone who spends his days taking photos of his influencer partner’s…

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IN FOCUS: Ooshies

Belle September 22, 2020

Imagine a middle-aged woman desperately pushing, grunting and roaring in a room full of people. A little human is covered in the woman’s bodily fluids…

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Embracing Nepotism

Belle September 20, 2020

A real winner knows there are two types of jobs: the one you are qualified for and the better paid one your dad’s mate can…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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