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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Trevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coast

    In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…

    Belle August 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours

    WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning

    Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Camry Driver Smashes Stereotype, Replaces Tissue Box with Wet Wipes on Parcel Shelf

Belle January 29, 2022 car

Johnny has had an absolute gutful of people unfairly stereotyping Camry drivers as people born into the land that driving ability forgot.  Not only does…

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IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear Tapout gear

Belle January 29, 2022 tough guy

Essentially, two types of people wear Tapout – sponsored MMA fighters and dudes who spend their weekend getting off their head and shadow boxing in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fitting a Summer’s Worth of Broken Promises Into The Final Week of School Holidays

Belle January 28, 2022 Parenting

There is nothing like frantically trying to fit a summer’s worth of broken promises in 2 days because frankly, school holidays are a relentless, nagging…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: More People To Enjoy Explosions At Massage Joints Than Skyworks Tonight

Belle January 26, 2022

Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time

Belle January 26, 2022

A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Featured

Mr Southern Cross Tattoo

Belle January 25, 2022 Bogan

Tyler uses his Southern Cross tatt to navigate the sea of racial tolerance and find the safe port of excessive patriotism to help shield himself…

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  • Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
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