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    Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it

    Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…

    Belle January 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of an electrician 

    5:30 am – I wake up with a sore back, not from working too hard but because I’ve accidentally fallen asleep on a pile of…

    Belle January 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    New Netflix series to be set in the South West in jeopardy after crew fail to bypass Bunbury 

    Netflix are seriously considering pulling the plug on their new TV series to be set in WA’s South West after the filming crew made a…

    Belle January 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hog

    A man has made the fatal error of trying to improve his physique this week by purchasing a brand spankin’ Garmin fitness watch.  To be…

    Belle January 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A Day in the Life of a Plumber

    5:00 am – I always start my day with a little plumbing emergency of my own to remind me of why I’m in this business.…

    Belle January 29, 2026
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Reckons

Top Signs You May Be An Anti-Vaxxer

Belle February 19, 2021 HealthMedicinePseudo Science

1. You reckon you are the most qualified person to make decisions about your kid’s health You may not have any “qualifications” or “degrees” but…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Rotto Swim

Belle February 19, 2021 sports

If private schooling had a smell, it would probably smell like fluoro coloured speedos mixed with daddy’s boat fumes; and William absolutely reeks of it.…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

10 Top Headlines You Missed Today

Belle February 18, 2021

SHARK SUSPECTED TO HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT – unbelievable scenes as a drunk fisherman off the coast of Cottesloe reckons he saw…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Lynwood/Ferndale

Belle February 16, 2021

Harisyn has always been the golden child of the family. Unlike his brothers, he actually made it to year 10 before being expelled for stealing…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Holden Racing Jacket

Belle February 15, 2021 Boganhoonmotoringtradie

Bert watches reruns of the V8 Supercars while sucking the last drops of Woodstock from his can like a low socio-economic vacuum cleaner. He angles…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr “I Bought a House!”

Belle February 13, 2021 CringeFinancehome ownershipMoney

Sure Anthony worked, but when it came to blessings, life always had its legs open, and he always seemed to be washing his dick in…

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