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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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IN FOCUS: Silky Boxer Shorts

Doghouse Reilly March 31, 2019

Once upon a time there were only two kinds of men’s underwear – briefs and boxers. But only fuckbois wore briefs. So really, there was…

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Just Quietly: Vulvage is the New Cleavage

Doghouse Reilly March 31, 2019

This may be controversial, but I’m going to go on record and say: I love boobs. Loved em for as long as I can remember,…

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Cookery

My Day on a Plate: Davo

Belle March 20, 2019 BoganCookeryDrugs & Alcohol
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Uncategorized From the Zoo

Where Are They NOW? – Bitcoin Investors

Belle March 18, 2019 cryptoMoney

In November 2017, Perth was gripped by Bitcoin fever. Not one to miss out on a get rich quick scheme, Dawren made the ultimate sacrifice,…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Eminem Concert 2019

Belle February 27, 2019 Drugs & AlcoholMusic

Jayfree met his baby-mamma at Lakers Tavern in 2015. After 10 Jack & Cokes, the real Slim Shardy stood up and wooed her with a…

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So, you want to be a lawyer?

Belle January 24, 2019 employment

Making the Choice  So, you’re a smart kid that excels in the humanities but has the scientific know-how of a scorched meth cook? You sure…

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  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 
  • 20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same
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