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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Party & Entertainment

Mr Ambar Nightclub

Belle November 7, 2014 Drugs & AlcoholnostalgiaParty

Toby aka DJ Trap Kid is eagerly awaiting tonight’s rinse at Ambar. He has already sent out “pump up” messages to his “squad”, “ready to…

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Mr Stereosonics

Belle November 2, 2014 exerciseFestivalParty

Timmy Shredz is Johnny YaMirin’s little brah and is a real chip off the old block. The day Shredz bought his Stereos ticket he uploaded…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms South Fremantle

Belle October 23, 2014 HealthNew AgePseudo Science

Felicity treats herself to a bowl of organic muesli and yoghurt while sipping a fair trade soy latte from Ootong & Lincholn. She is dressed…

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Ms Rottnest

Belle October 22, 2014 babeinfluencerTravel

Kylie rubs coconut tanning oil over her already bronzed and delicious body. She is lounging on the deck of her boyfriend’s boat that is moored…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Isagenix

Belle September 14, 2014 HealthPseudo Sciencepyramid selling

Jaimee has been rig focused for the better part of her life. Obsessive gym sessions and fad dieting were characteristic of the first 26 years…

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Travellers

Mr Imma Move to Melbourne

Belle September 6, 2014 hipsterTravel

Matty stares angrily at his pint of beer, “$11.60, seriously?” His friends can tell that he is a few dollars away from one of his…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
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