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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Trevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coast

    In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…

    Belle August 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours

    WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning

    Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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IN FOCUS: Pinky Beach “Pinkies” Rotto

Belle October 22, 2021

If you call it Pinky Beach odds are you came to know about it via a Government tourism campaign. If you call it Pinkies then…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Anti-Headlighter Vows to Not Bend to Big Visibility

Belle October 19, 2021

Ron has done his research and he isn’t convinced by the claims of every other motorist that switching on your headlights in rainy conditions is…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line

Belle October 19, 2021 Boganhoon

Burnt rubber aficionado, “Tex”, hasn’t let the constant sound of sirens or reports of power outages deter him from contributing to the storm aftermath shitshow.…

View More Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Thriving on Jacob’s Ladder

Belle October 16, 2021

Each morning at the crack of dawn, the who’s who of people who post fitness mirror selfies on Tinder congregate at Jacob’s Ladder to awaken…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Boat Ramps Prepare for Big Day of “Incompetence or Insurance Job” Game

Belle October 16, 2021

There’s nothing like excellent Summer weather on the weekend to stoke the nautical wiles of WA’s weekend warrior boating community. You know what they say,…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Inquiry Held as to Why Sacha Baron Cohen Hasn’t Posted Obligatory Quokka Selfie Yet

Belle October 15, 2021

Western Australians are understandably shocked that a celebrity has entered the state and hasn’t fulfilled their obligation of “selling us to the world” via Rotto…

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