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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Trevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coast

    In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…

    Belle August 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours

    WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning

    Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Daddy’s Boat

Belle November 6, 2021

Boat season is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Beer Snob Cancelled After Photos of Him Drinking a Corona in 2015 Surface

Belle November 3, 2021

The Perth beer snob community is reeling after one of the scene’s most insufferable craft beer purists was revealed to have enjoyed a Corona with…

View More Beer Snob Cancelled After Photos of Him Drinking a Corona in 2015 Surface
Party & Entertainment

Ms Melbourne Cup

Belle November 2, 2021 BoganEntertainment

For Rybekkah, cup day is a chance to dress like a penicillin princess in the hope her Prince Charmo will present her with a glass…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Office Celebrates Man’s Birthday by Making Him Bring His Own Cake and Share It With Coworkers He Hates

Belle November 1, 2021

Jimmy could really feel the love after being reminded that it’s office tradition for employees to bring in their own cake should they wish to…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Mr Perth Races

Belle November 1, 2021

Jaydon arrives at Ascot with a motley crew of dentist-skipping roughnecks that rock the latest in Magistrates Court-chic. Jaydon’s get up consists of a cheap…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man at Point of No Return As He Enters “Unsolicited Crypto Advice” Stage of Sunday Sesh

Belle October 31, 2021 crypto

Josh had promised himself a sensible Sunday sesh at the pub this week. However, somewhere between his 10th and 14th drink, he started to suspect…

View More Perth Man at Point of No Return As He Enters “Unsolicited Crypto Advice” Stage of Sunday Sesh

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  • Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
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