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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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    Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken

    WA Police are slowly revealing the extent of the confusion around early reports the Morley Markets fire was deliberately lit.  With the Commissioner revealing that…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

    Belle September 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

    A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

    Belle September 1, 2025
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Travellers

Mrs Bali Dog Meat

Belle June 20, 2017 BaliBoganTravel

When you use a developing nation as your personal party toilet, you have to expect the occasional splashback of unpleasantness. Donna is barking mad over…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr “Yeh the Boys!”

Belle June 16, 2017 toxictradieyehtheboys

Years spent laughing at inane Unilad posts had rendered Thommo the personification of a jizz-covered FHM magazine laying on the toilet floor of low brow…

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Travel

A Guide to Wanderlust

Belle June 13, 2017 wankerWorld

Funding Your Adventure  – Perhaps your dad is sick of looking at your spoiled face, or perhaps you hit someone in your car and need…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr West Coast Eagles (2017)

Belle June 4, 2017 Dadsports

As the final siren sounds on the Gold Coast v West Coast match, a distinctively louder, more obnoxious sound is fog-horning around the pub. Meet…

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Unique & Other

Mrs Boycott Qantas

Belle May 26, 2017 BoomerGay

In the 70s Gladys was Australia’s finest women’s lawn bowler. Alas, she was always at odds with the game as she secretly hated the fact…

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Entertainment

A Guide to “Fun Runs”

Belle May 25, 2017 EntertainmentSocial Mediasports

1. Choosing the Right Reason  Charity is the Napisan that is guaranteed to fade those narcissistic skidmarks from your fun-rundies, so choose an appropriate cause…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final
  • Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken
  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
  • Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
  • Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

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