Ms “I’m Not Social Distancing”
Sure, the advice is that many people will die if we don’t flatten the Corona curve, but Maree will literally die if she doesn’t go to the crowded Cott…
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Ms “I’m Living my Best Life”
3 months ago Alice was a meatball sub of saturated slop, and like Jared Fogle it was the minor things getting her in strife. Booze,…
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IN FOCUS: Giving Medical Advice on Social Media
Pandemics can be a frustrating time for armchair-immunologists. All these so-called “doctors” and “health professionals” swinging their Ph-Dicks around the place. As it happens, they…
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The Social Media Nutritionist
Liz’s rise to influencer fame has been rocky at best. Initially, she tried to plug beauty regimes, but nobody cared about her when she put…
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Mr Costco Grand Opening
Yo; his face is sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy; there’s vomit in his ventilator already, hoarded spaghetti… On the surface, he’s not calm and…
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Mr CrossFit
Craig awakens to Eye of the Tiger blaring from his phone: the song of a god damn champion. He springs out of bed like he’d…
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