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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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POSTCODES: Butler 6036

Belle April 9, 2019

Enjoy a stunning afternoon in the Government’s boldest attempt to push the limey invaders so far north that they may as well be back in…

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Kony 2012 Activists

Belle April 8, 2019

Like an unhinged wank-apade through the streets of San Diego, the Kony 2012 movement came hard on the unsuspecting face of social justice. While the…

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IN FOCUS: Rocking a Pair of Oakley Oil Riggers

Belle April 7, 2019

What are you looking at? Well, you’re looking at a man. A man who just hooked up a job on the mines. A man who…

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IN FOCUS: Eat, Pray, Love Pants

Belle April 6, 2019

Looking for a pair of pants that say, “hey, I’m a superior Bali tourist because I spent 3 days in Ubud and took a photo…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr Gender Reveal Burnout

Belle April 5, 2019 Boganhoon

Cambo wasn’t going to lie, he had mixed emotions about the announcement he’d knocked up his misso up. In the shit-togetherness stakes, he was sitting…

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POSTCODES: Subiaco 6008

Belle April 3, 2019

Enjoy a day out in Subiaco – the inner city suburb with all the fun and atmosphere of a regional WA farming town! Getting Around…

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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