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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

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    Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken

    WA Police are slowly revealing the extent of the confusion around early reports the Morley Markets fire was deliberately lit.  With the Commissioner revealing that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

    A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

    Belle September 1, 2025
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Unique & Other

Mrs “Can I Speak To a Manager?”

Belle April 6, 2017 Mummy

For years Deenise suckled from the teat of her hubby’s FIFO wage and raised her kids to feel like they were special. Not special as…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Freo Dockers (2017)

Belle April 4, 2017 AFLsportsyehtheboys

The Freo Dockers are the Ellenbrook trainline of the AFL: after years of broken promises the fans are left with nothing but a long wait…

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Work & Study

The Perth Restaurateur

Belle April 1, 2017 Food

According to Stephan (Steve until he entered the industry), the customer is not always right. Oh no, the customer is a bloated cash cow loaded…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Justin Bieber Concert

Belle March 7, 2017 EntertainmentMusicParty

Bieber’s level of celebrity is like having the ability to suck yourself off: undeniably impressive but leaves most of us asking, yeh ok, but why?…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Bonds Baby Search

Belle March 3, 2017 CringeMajor EventMummySocial Media

The Bonds Baby Search is a competition run by an underwear company that allows full-time mummys to vicariously live out their failed dreams of being…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Adele Concert

Belle March 1, 2017 EntertainmentMILFMusicParty

Sara totally needs a break from vodka-ishly supervising her baby’s Au Pair, and there is no better occasion than Adele’s Perth tour. The grey goose…

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  • Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final
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  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
  • Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
  • Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

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