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    Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm

    Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Public urged to check pools after entire industrial warehouse blows away in Kewdale overnight

    In a true testament to the disrespectful winds yesterday, an entire 15,000spm industrial warehouse has blown away from its lot in Kewdale. In response to…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    10 More Accurate Metrics for WA Storm Warnings

    Another storm, another hyping. Perhaps the BOM should simplify storm warnings and rate them based on: 1. Likelihood of your car getting golf-balled 2. Chances…

    Belle May 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eastern States visitors required to pay WA Day entry fee to fair up GST deal

    Some say Western Australia gets more than enough GST revenue and some would say, give us more ya dogs. If you are in the latter,…

    Belle May 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    21 Westralian Things to be Proud of This WA Day

    As the WA Day long weekend begins let’s reflect on some Westralian things to be proud of 1. Kept the pokies out of our pubs…

    Belle May 30, 2026
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Mr Joint Facebook Account

Belle May 7, 2021

Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins friendships. Near friendless…

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IN FOCUS: Late Night Shopping 

Belle May 6, 2021

Thursday represents different things to different people. For some, thirsty Thursday is the day they get a little too excited and make their Friday drag…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Novice Motorcyclist

Belle May 6, 2021

Todd spends another evening marooned on the shore of existential dread. Savage gusts of age erode his hairline and batter his once youthful looks. His…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Perth Wet Weather

Belle May 5, 2021

There is always a twinkle in Robbo’s eye when he sees rainfall in Perth. It reminds him of the back streets of Patong where he…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I Blame My Bad Life Decisions on Star Signs”

Belle May 4, 2021 New Age

Laura loves astrology because it is infinitely easier to blame her shortcomings on burning balls of space gas, rather than her lack of commitment to…

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The Perth Old Mate

Belle May 2, 2021 BoganPersonalityPub

Dazza is a purebred cob and has left the imprint of his King Gee stubbies on barstools from Meekatharra to Esperance. He has done every…

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