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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

    High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

    Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

    Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

    Belle August 28, 2025
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Party & Entertainment

Ms Leftbank X-Mas Eve Party

Belle December 22, 2015 Entertainment

For the 3rd year in a row Jess has opted for a sexy twist on the festive theme. Her cleavage is taped in and her…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Polo in the City

Belle December 13, 2015 Major EventMoney

Bradford (real name Bradley) is getting ready for Polo in the City in his small Daglish apartment. He squeezes into a tight pair of white…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Raft Up

Belle December 10, 2015 BoatParty

Raft Up is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…

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Unique & Other

Mr Cancelled Christmas Pageant

Belle December 6, 2015 Festivalmajor events

Every year the City of Perth pours a thick Christmasy slurry into society’s trough so we can mercilessly cram our cheer-holes full of tinsel’d joy.…

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Unique & Other

Mr Meth Cop

Belle December 3, 2015 CrimeemploymentMajor Event

Meth cops, meth cops, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? Officer Yewww is a wide-eyed, 24/7, crime-fighting machine.…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Stereosonics

Belle November 26, 2015 EntertainmentInstagramMillennialMusicParty

Stereosonics is unquestionably the biggest event on the insta-hoe calendar. The Claremont Showgrounds will transform into a thriving ecosystem of cooked peacocks gurning harder than…

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  • Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 
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