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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport

    “No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival

    A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

    A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”

    A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night

    Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public’s fears over…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Down South

Belle September 7, 2020 DouthEntertainmentTravel

Adam is planning a trip Down South, but like an impotent male escort, he relies on toys to get people to come. His weekend warriors…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Father’s Day

Belle September 5, 2020 DadSlacktivist

Jessica wakes up and vomits violently all over her sheets. Not due to the ill-effects of an intoxicated stupor but rather due to it being…

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Perth Foodie Reviews
WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Perth Foodie

Belle September 4, 2020 FoodInstagramSocial Media

Sara swoons out of her kitchen with deconstructed nachos served on square plates. Her uncouth barbarian of a friend opens his classless hole, “aw chips…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Magpie Cull

Belle September 4, 2020

For years humans and magpies have coexisted under the understanding that if we built our cities around their homes, they get to fuck us up…

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Top 5 signs you are a mummy blogger

Belle September 2, 2020

You Exploit Your Family for Likes Pyramid sellers do it for money, anti-vaxxers do it because they are a few boils short of the black…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Bunnings DIY

Belle September 1, 2020 BuildingDadHobbyShopping

Trevor is about as handy as a Saudi Arabian thief. A DIY drongo that was initiated in the fires of emasculation. He will never forget…

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