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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar

    Virgin has sought to clarify its policy on allowing pets to fly with their owners inside the cabin after a rush of staffy owners attempted…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade

    Former North St resident and Marine Parade personality, Cynthia, felt she was stuck in a bit of a rut and knew unless she made some…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Milk Crisis

Belle May 25, 2016 Major EventoutrageSlacktivist

Helen is sucking the titty of outrage like a yoga-mum’s baby in a busy Cafe. She has fully informed herself about the milk crisis via…

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Travellers

Mr “Go Fund Me”

Belle April 27, 2016 beggingMillennialSocial MediaTravel

As the age of entitlement dawns, Troy squarks the loudest for his share of the unearned feed. For 24 years, Troy suckled on the plentiful…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Mummy Blogger

Belle April 21, 2016 MummyoutrageSocial Media

Posting a photo of your kid with shit all over his face is the heroin of the full-time mummy world. It’s like the feeling of…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Anti-Vaccine

Belle April 8, 2016 HealthNew AgePseudo Science

This is Linda, and she is an anti-vaccine advocate. Priests hate her! As she has proven that you can ruin a generation of children without…

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Little Miss Corporate

Belle March 17, 2016 employmentFinanceoffice

Jessica’s constant gloating about her grad position is like using the party potato salad to relieve your yeasty itch: it makes her feel good but…

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Mr Waleed Aly

Belle January 24, 2016

Waleed awakens in his ivory tower and peruses a room full of suits. He ponders today’s garbs as he tries to pick the suit that…

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  • Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar
  • Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade
  • VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early
  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
  • Update on new Westralia public holidays
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