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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes 

    Despite its best efforts, the AFL still has a legion of fans who insist on watching the great game and it irks the living bejeezus…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local chode reckons he’s got what it takes to be a real estate agent after expertly opening a door

    A local chode from your high school has had a profound epiphany today after he managed to open a door earlier this year.  After the…

    Belle October 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging

    BHP has announced it’s the end of the line for the nation’s boot stompers and chair draggers after deciding to automate these two leading on…

    Belle October 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company

    Australia’s culinary scene has a BIG problem. It doesn’t have a tyre company dictating their standards when it comes to good grub.  Thus, the public…

    Belle October 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000

    The mystery of the bottle washed up on Wharton Beach has been solved after a man came forward and said it was the only way…

    Belle October 27, 2025
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Party & Entertainment

Mr Origin

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Each factory-manufactured rip on Tyler’s fuckboy shorts represents a gaping void where something useful used to go. Dignity, serotonin levels and the slim chance of…

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Unique & Other

X-Mas Special – Mr X-mas Day

Belle December 23, 2016

Benny rocks up to Christmas day after a shirtless night at the Leftbank. In between pint spillin’ and floor pissin’, he managed to hook a…

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Unique & Other

The Perth Irishman

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Paraic isn’t getting high off the Perth craic lately. The FIFO gravy train has derailed, half his friends have fled and to make matters worse…

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Ms Perth Boat Hoe

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In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…

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Mr Perth DJ

Belle November 24, 2016 employmentMusicParty

Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…

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Unique & Other

Mr Bali Bongo Drums

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Dylan trawls through Tinder with balls bluer than the Cookie Monster after a hot shot of smack. After matching with an alluring Tindress, he skips…

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  • AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes 
  • Local chode reckons he’s got what it takes to be a real estate agent after expertly opening a door
  • Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging
  • Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company
  • Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000
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