The Vespa Driver
A Vespa isn’t just a vehicle, it’s a mobile statement for the gent who fancies himself the personification of the Renaissance because he has a fine…
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A Guide to Australia Day
1. Throw a BBQ The BBQ is Australia’s closest thing to a cultural cuisine and the Straya Day BBQ is the “X-Mas Roast” of BBQs,…
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The Office Manager
The only thing tighter than the ship Cheryl runs is the hair in her no-nonsense workplace bun. That shit is so tight you could run…
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Mr “FinishYaBeerCunt”
Dustin developed his hyper-masculinity in school – he played first’s footy, he sprouted bum fluff early and got his licence before everyone else because he…
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Mr B&S Ball and Ute Muster
Rooster spends most of his year on a remote cattle station yearning for the next B&S Ball. Essentially, his social life is like Fritzl’s kid,…
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Ms “Strawberry Needle Copycat”
Shareese wakes up to the 6th case of a needle being found in a WA Strawberry; like a CFMEU representative, she knows it’s her time…
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