Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies
Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…
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Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation
“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
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The Tour de France Enthusiast
Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…
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IN FOCUS: The Art of Chucking a Sickie
It’s a familiar scenario – the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than drag…
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Mr Tax Return
A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…
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Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life
Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…
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