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    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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    AFL Requires proof of 10 Years of Social Media Meltdowns to Buy Flagmantle finals tickets

    The AFL has taken unprecedented steps to stop bandwagoners purchasing tickets to the Flagmantle finals campaign. Under new rules, anyone seeking to purchase a Fremantle…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth storm cancellation forces media to warn city of catastrophic drizzle and damaging puddles

    WA media has been forced to warn citizens about catastrophic drizzle and potentially damaging puddles after the storm alert for the Perth metro region was…

    Belle August 26, 2026
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    AFL Knights Nick Daicos at 2026 Awards Night

    The VFL AFL has knighted Nick Daicos for services to footy at the 2026 player awards night held this evening. It comes after scooping the…

    Belle August 25, 2026
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    Kid dresses as a homeowner for book week to honour his favourite fiction

    A young feller has impressed his fellow students and teachers by dressing up as one of the greatest modern fictions of our time – homeownership.…

    Belle August 25, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

Belle January 3, 2026

A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

View More Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

Belle January 2, 2026

Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

View More Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

Belle January 2, 2026

Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

View More Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

Belle January 1, 2026

A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

View More Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

Belle January 1, 2026

The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

View More Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

Belle January 1, 2026

Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

View More Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

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