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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump announces new tariff on obesity to protect the US absolute unit market

    President Trump has announced that anyone wishing to import absolute units will need to pay a hefty 24% tariff insisting the domestic absolute unit market…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Camry drivers outraged by City of Perth’s 40km/h proposal, insisting the City isn’t a motorplex

    The Toyota Camry Drivers Association of WA has slammed the City of Perth for imposing unrealistic expectations on its members by proposing an expanded 40kp/h…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man still haunted by the horrors of trying to find footy parking around Subi Oval

Belle February 25, 2025

It’s been the better part of a decade since old Phil had to make the fortnightly pilgrimage to Subiaco to support the Eagles, but he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

New Zealand deny citizen re-entry after footage emerges of him praising an Aussie pie

Belle February 25, 2025

New Zealand has sent a harsh message to Christchurch born man after refusing him entry to his homeland based on some disturbing footage found on…

View More New Zealand deny citizen re-entry after footage emerges of him praising an Aussie pie
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Residents along Swan River note mosquito plague began after a mysterious lunch cutter arrived

Belle February 24, 2025

Residents in the City of Bayswater, Bassendean & Belmont have been desperate to rid their beloved suburbs of a mozzies who have hit in plague…

View More Residents along Swan River note mosquito plague began after a mysterious lunch cutter arrived
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today

Belle February 23, 2025

As it turns out, downing more piss than a German water sports website can have a detrimental effect on one’s body. Accordingly, many a Rotto…

View More REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm

Belle February 22, 2025

A bloke who competed in the Rotto swim has made it clear that the registration tattoo on his upper arm isn’t going anywhere for at…

View More REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 

Belle February 22, 2025

Western suburbs man Phil has every reason to believe he’s an intelligent man. So he is unable to explain how he voluntarily threw himself into…

View More Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 

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