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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Microsoft Admits Outage Was Clippy Developing AI Sentience And Launching Revenge Attack After Being Dumped In ’07

    Microsoft had admitted to the world that an aggrieved Clippy was behind the outage that rocked its services this morning. According to Microsoft, they were…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    David Jones lays blame squarely on CBD worker who’s been wearing free perfume every day without ever buying a bottle

    David Jones has announced it will be closing the flagship store on Hay St today along with Garden City and Carousel. An unfortunate fate that…

    Belle November 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Admits The 850 Jobs They Tried To Send Overseas Also Got Lost with The Baggage

    Qantas has been forced to admit that its plan to send 850 jobs overseas has failed after the airline managed to lose them along with…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Confirms The “Spirit Of Australia” Is Thanking aussies For A $2.7B Bailout By Sending 850 Local Jobs Offshore

    Qantas has added another chapter in their book of defining just what the “Spirit of Australia” after announcing it is going to send 850 local…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Confirm Investigation Into Cricket Australia Won’t Benefit Cricket Australia

    Cricket Australia have responded to Usman Khawaja’s revelations about Sandpapergate by confirming that an investigation into their investigation of the ball tampering would not be…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

Belle January 4, 2026

The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

Belle January 4, 2026

A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

View More New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

Belle January 3, 2026

A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

Belle January 2, 2026

Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

View More Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

Belle January 2, 2026

Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

View More Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

Belle January 1, 2026

A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

View More Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

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