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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Permai demands transfer back to WA after hearing about South Australian cuisine

Belle January 27, 2025

Pemai the elephant has started her journey to Monarto Safari Park today and was initially excited for the sea change. The big girl was filled…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

Belle January 27, 2025

Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

View More Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Progressive Bogan Plans to Wear Aussie Flag Cape At Half Mast

Belle January 26, 2025

An unusually progressive Rockingham man has decided to acknowledge the sensitivities around the 26th of January in a truly unique way. He will be wearing…

View More Progressive Bogan Plans to Wear Aussie Flag Cape At Half Mast
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Rocko Man Starts Dazzling Display of Patriotism With Chinese Made Flags on Car

Belle January 26, 2025

Normally, Traylin lets his full back southern cross tattoo and view obscuring collection of unwelcoming car stickers communicate how he feels about his beloved land…

View More Rocko Man Starts Dazzling Display of Patriotism With Chinese Made Flags on Car
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Man Outdoes “Cabana Families” At Beach By Erecting Full Donga Camp 

Belle January 26, 2025

Never one to be undone, a Mandurah man has taken the idea of setting up protective sun structures at the beach to a whole new…

View More WA Man Outdoes “Cabana Families” At Beach By Erecting Full Donga Camp 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Irishman detained for trying to enter Australia without a GAA jersey 

Belle January 26, 2025

There were chaotic scenes at Perth Airport today after Border Force apprehended an Irishman who thought he could just waltz into Perth without wearing a…

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