In a last-ditch effort to win the battleground state of Westralia, Dutton has challenged Albo to a little “leadership debate” at Galleria bus station – a tradition long enjoyed by Western Australians.
His political advisors said that the act of staunching your rival at the Galleria bus station was a classic alpha male move in the spirit of Trumpian politics.
A source close to the Spudinator told The Times,
“Dutton considers WA to be an unsophisticated voting state and he reckons the only language you all speak is fisticuffs and mining royalties”
Naturally, Dutton wasn’t man enough to catch the 950 to Galleria and opted for a private helicopter ride courtesy of his master Gina Rinehart.
We spoke to a Labor insider and asked them what they thought about Dutton’s strongman threat. They told The Times,
“As you may not know, Albo was raised in public housing so he knows a thing or two about scrapping with the neighbourhood bully. Bring it on, afterwards we’ll celebrate at Bucking Bull, they still do those potato gems?”
Looks like the fight for WA just got spicy.
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