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    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

“Your mate” – everything you need to know about the most dreaded social classification in Aussie society 

Belle November 5, 2024

Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

11 Nostalgic Bevvies That Probably Defeated You Growing Up

Belle November 4, 2024

The pre-seltzer era was a different time in drinking. People were less concerned about “healthy drinking” and more concerned with abominations. Some of these are…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Replica Bunbury Tower planned for Arden Street to Honour North Melbourne’s Future 

Belle November 3, 2024

Rumours of a North Melbourne / Bunbury merger have gone into overdrive after it was announced that the AFL has agreed to build a replica…

View More Replica Bunbury Tower planned for Arden Street to Honour North Melbourne’s Future 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

The 6 Worst Types Of Neighbours That Will Have You Rethinking Your Decision To Buy

Belle November 2, 2024

Captain power tools – have you ever been relaxing with a cold froff and thought – if only some weekend warrior with an angle grinder would…

View More The 6 Worst Types Of Neighbours That Will Have You Rethinking Your Decision To Buy
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Local yummy mummy making damn sure the street knows this Trick or Treat lark is her show

Belle October 31, 2024

Local hot mum and former model has pulled no punches dressing up for tonight’s trick-or-treat session with her kids. It might be for them but…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Man who drives an American car, eats American food and watches American TV won’t have a bar of “American” Halloween

Belle October 30, 2024

Man who drives an American car, eats American food, and watches American TV won’t have a bar of “American” Halloween Phil has staunchly told anyone…

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