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    Microsoft Admits Outage Was Clippy Developing AI Sentience And Launching Revenge Attack After Being Dumped In ’07

    Microsoft had admitted to the world that an aggrieved Clippy was behind the outage that rocked its services this morning. According to Microsoft, they were…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    David Jones lays blame squarely on CBD worker who’s been wearing free perfume every day without ever buying a bottle

    David Jones has announced it will be closing the flagship store on Hay St today along with Garden City and Carousel. An unfortunate fate that…

    Belle November 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Admits The 850 Jobs They Tried To Send Overseas Also Got Lost with The Baggage

    Qantas has been forced to admit that its plan to send 850 jobs overseas has failed after the airline managed to lose them along with…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Confirms The “Spirit Of Australia” Is Thanking aussies For A $2.7B Bailout By Sending 850 Local Jobs Offshore

    Qantas has added another chapter in their book of defining just what the “Spirit of Australia” after announcing it is going to send 850 local…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Confirm Investigation Into Cricket Australia Won’t Benefit Cricket Australia

    Cricket Australia have responded to Usman Khawaja’s revelations about Sandpapergate by confirming that an investigation into their investigation of the ball tampering would not be…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BREAKING: Tradie rocks up to small residential job he promised to do

Belle October 6, 2025

A family has been left stunned today after their generational run of getting ghosted by tradies was finally broken this morning.  Not only did the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

REPORT: Kalgoorlie currently smelling like Tarocash and regret 

Belle October 5, 2025

The streets of Kalgoorlie are alive with the unmistakable armour of Tarocash and regret after the 2025 Kalgoorlie Cup.  It’s the sort of day that…

View More REPORT: Kalgoorlie currently smelling like Tarocash and regret 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

All Blacks fans race to Royal Show sheep pavilion to keep the party going

Belle October 4, 2025

The New Zealand All Blacks rugby fans have made a desperate dash to the Perth Royal Show to keep the Bledisloe Cup party going with…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough announces long awaited beach parking upgrade promising 2 new bays

Belle October 3, 2025

It’s the news every Scabs Beach lover has been waiting for. Finally, beach parking woes will be no more after two brand spankin’ bays were…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Westralian man shocked to learn there is no “s” at the end of daylight saving

Belle October 2, 2025

As the annual media shit-stir over “daylight savings” begins, a Westralian man has had his foundations rocked after repeatedly seeing it written as daylight saving.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths debuts new “minority report” cameras to catch you scanning items as onions before you’ve done it 

Belle October 2, 2025

Woolworths has spent billions of dollars inventing new cameras that are straight out of a sci-fi thrilling featuring everyone’s favourite stunt-lovin’, couch jumpin’ lunatic Tom…

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