The real race that stops the Nation today is between the RBA and SportsBet as they battle to see who can take more money out of Aussie pockets.
The RBA is tipped to raise interest rates again while SB has stepped up its scummy, predatory, parasitic advertising to try and snare as many suckers as they can.
We spoke to a form expert who said it was RBA’s race to lose,
“All RBA has to do is pull its one trick out of the hat and boom, it should be a shoe in, however you can’t underestimate the desperation that SB feeds off, so they are always a chance”
While the RBA is confident of a win, it has congratulated its competition for its continued efforts to impoverish people and help fight inflation, with a source telling us,
“RBA has to wait to raise the rate, while SB is a 24/7 money thieving machine, so while RBA is probably going to win today, you have to applaud SB’s efforts to stop people buying groceries and the like”
Good lord, this is all a little grim.
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