Grocery Cost Crisis Laid Bare As Twiggy & Gina Seen Tussling Over Marked Down Foie Gras
Unbelievable scenes were witnessed at a trendy western suburb market today as the two mining billionaires were seen tussling over a jar of foie gras…
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9 Worst Types Of Commenters Online
Terry Toughcunt – Terry is the toughest kent behind a keyboard and pops up on articles regarding violent crime. That home invading crackhead better not…
Notre Dame University gives up, offers courses in TikTok influencing
In a move that probably won’t shock society as much as it should, Notre Dame University has decided to throw in the tertiary-education-towel and just…
Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him
A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…
So-Called Chilli Warrior Immediately Regrets Bravado At Thai Restaurant
Despite being as caucasian as the sprinkler move on a wedding d-floor, Karl fancies himself somewhat of a chilli warrior. A man who thinks he…
Qantas Named Safest Airline, Attributes Honour To Never Actually Being In The Air
There are hi-fives and backslaps galore at Qantas HQ as they were named the world’s safest airline. Many factors are weighed up in deciding who…