BREAKING: Snoop Dogg Denied Entry Into Inglewood For Wearing Blue Shoes
A special police operation designed to prevent the igniting of Perth’s famous bloods v crips scene has been set up on Beaufort Street. Their primary…
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Even Truckie Who Triple Bangs Dares Wouldn’t Touch Logan Paul’s Prime Energy Drink
A seasoned truckie who knows his way around the iced coffee section of the local servo reckons Logan Paul’s caffeine saturated Prime energy drink is…
5 Types Of Pub Quiz Participants That Have No Place In Civilised Society
The confident idiot – This potato-brained-fuck loves to insist on knowing the answer to almost every question. Only problem is they hit fewer targets than a…
Joycey Credits Trashing Airline’s Entire Reputation For Half Year $1 Billion Profit
The man, the myth, the legend has been chest pumping all day after Qantas recorded a $1B half yearly profit off the backs of ripped…
Albo Extends Stay In Kalgoorlie After Learning About The 6am Froffs
Prime Minister Anthony “Albo” Albanese has taken a shine to Kalgoorlie after learning about their unusual pub trading hours on his latest trip to the…
WA Man Yearns To Channel His Inner Pirate After Yet Another Disappointing Stream Sub
Western Australian man Kyle feels like his life has become an inescapable hellscape of Binge, Disney, Paramount, Netflix, Stan and some other bullshit streaming apps. …