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Charlie doesn’t have an ounce of fat on him. It was the summer of ‘07 that he was prescribed the holiest of holy prescriptions: 100…
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Perth Bottlos Clear Stocks Of Unsellable Beer After Qlders Seek Relief After Getting Scorched
Great Northern, XXXX and Iron Jack have absolutely flown off the shelves after the Perth Scorchers stole the thunder from an animated Brisbane Heat this…
Byford’s Excitement Level Reaches All-Time High With Opening Of New Pothole
Byford is celebrating a major milestone this week with the opening of a new pothole on Abernethy Rd. The excitement in the air is truly…
Dalkeith Man Forced To Dip Into Trust Fund To Buy House Sympathises With Struggling Millennials
Samuel now understands the pain of many in his generation after being forced to dip into the generous trust fund set up by his wealthy…
Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under
Rio Tinto is spewin’ their fine name is embroiled in another embarrassing scandal and was forced to apologise to Australia for losing a radioactive capsule…
Perth Man Cultivates Instagram Feed That He’s No Longer Comfortable Looking At In Public
“I lost control, man”, Shane admits as he tries to obscure the screen of his iPhone as he flicks through the fruits of his toey…