Byford’s Excitement Level Reaches All-Time High With Opening Of New Pothole
Byford is celebrating a major milestone this week with the opening of a new pothole on Abernethy Rd. The excitement in the air is truly…
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Dalkeith Man Forced To Dip Into Trust Fund To Buy House Sympathises With Struggling Millennials
Samuel now understands the pain of many in his generation after being forced to dip into the generous trust fund set up by his wealthy…
Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under
Rio Tinto is spewin’ their fine name is embroiled in another embarrassing scandal and was forced to apologise to Australia for losing a radioactive capsule…
Perth Man Cultivates Instagram Feed That He’s No Longer Comfortable Looking At In Public
“I lost control, man”, Shane admits as he tries to obscure the screen of his iPhone as he flicks through the fruits of his toey…
FIFO Bloke Exposed To Radioactive Cap Claims He Could Now Work a 96-Hour Shift In Chernobyl
The Pilbara is enjoying its very own superhero origin story as a FIFO worker claims to have been exposed to the missing radioactive capsule and…
Surge In fake IDs As NOR Eshays Struggle To Live Without HJ’s Penny Pincher Menu
The Whoppers are out of reach for eshays choosing to call Whitfords their turf after the store was forced to ban teens in an effort…