Man stranded in Bali livid he has to spend 5 more days getting pissed in an infinity pool
“Bloody Jetstar”, Damo barks as he pops the top off his 4th brekkie Bintang while releasing a relieving stream into the idyllic infinity pool. Damo’s…
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Western suburbs matriarch shocked to learn Perth has Eastern suburbs
A western suburbs grandma had her world blown apart when she found out over lunch today that people live in the eastern quarter of Perth. …
Hungover Bunnings employee reckons impending gift-vouchpocalypse might break him this arvo
A Bunnings employee who unwisely overindulged watching the Flagmantle game last night is currently trying to channel his inner zen ahead of today’s gift voucher…
Mr YehhNahhhh
It’s Friday morning, so Damo rolls out of bed, checks an empty Emu can for leftovers and pontificates with his de facto, a woman that…
Only mystery true-crime addict can’t solve is why the cops haven’t sought her expertise
You don’t spend a quarter of your adult life listening to podcast after podcast of gruesome true-crime stories without picking up a thing or two…
WA Health considers relaxing stocktake on the “good stuff” to help attract more nurses
It’s no secret that staffing at WA hospitals is a serious issue. So WA Health is considering a radical measure to attract more nurses, especially…