WA prisons under investigation for using apricot chicken as punishment
An investigation has been launched into the WA penal system after reports of misbehaving inmates were served up to 3 servings a day of Maggi…
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WA dad reveals this years X-Mas present will be an hour of air-conditioning in face of rising electricity prices
Rodney delivered the first stage of his family’s budget cuts this morning by smashing the second air-con remote against a wall in a cost-of-living-induced rage. …
WA tradie on notice after failing to hit his “fuckens per sentence” KPI
A difficult conversation went down today between a WA sparky and his employer after several senior tradesmen on site observed the young man failing to…
Regional WA netball team tells Gina – we’ll rebrand as the “Western Coal Miners” for a taste of that $15M
A less discerning WA regional club has sent an open letter to Hancock Prospecting advising that they’ll rename themselves the “Ginas”, the “Western Coal Miners”…
Garden City quietly scraps request to not be called “Garbo” after BOM rebrand disaster
The Booragoon shopping centre has learned a valuable lesson from the BOM rebrand catastrophe and have quietly scrapped its plans to appeal to the public…
Truce between WA man and Daddy Long Legs living in his toilet enters 30th day of harmony
30 days ago, a local Pholcus phalangioides decided to make WA man Nick’s toilet his new haunt. So he set up shop in the top…