Perth AFL Hopeful Takes Out Insurance Policy On Mullet To Safeguard Career
Like many young AFL hopefuls, Brett knows that if he doesn’t maintain a lush, flowing mullet his odds of being selected at the draft are…
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Real Estate Agent Advises Rental Seekers To Offer Up Firstborn For Sacrifice To Rental Gods To Stand Out
A WA real estate agent has shared her best secret to help rental seekers stand out from the crowd – going all “Abraham” on your…
Perth Girl Deploys North Face Puffer To Prevent Hypothermia As Mercury Hits 18
It was touch & go for a Claremont resident today as the mercury dipped to 18 exposing her to almost certain hypothermia if she hadn’t…
New Dad Realises The Hardest He’s Partied In 5 Years Was At The Wiggles Concert
Newly minted dad, Dan, was woken up to a harsh existential crisis as he reflected on the fact he’d sunk more froffs, danced harder and…
Top 10 Ways Albo Is Trying To Win Over WA Voters
It’s that wonderful time of the triennial where Federal Pollies stop seeing WA as their piggy bank and attempt to win over our hearts and…
BCF Sponsors Perth Men To Refrain From Wearing Their Merchandise
The top brass at BCF had a “brutal epiphany” the other day when they realised that their shirts & hats are worn primarily by punters…