IN FOCUS: Getting Stitched Up By These Particular Hand Dryers At The Pub
Anyone who has ever seen the 90’s Hercules series know that the gods are petty and cruel. One never expected to meet that vicious divinity…
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THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)
Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…
Perth Gym Bro Microdosing Long Lost Tub of Original Jack3d
“It’s what Joe Rogan would want me to do”, Anthony says as he carefully measures out 0.25g of Jack3d into his obnoxiously oversized protein shaker…
Mr Facebook Bogan
Deano’s Facebook profile is the digital equivalent of a rusted car graveyard out the front of a repurposed suburban ice-lab. His profile picture is a…
Perth Nudges Out Small Indonesian Fishing Village To Claim 458th Spot in Most Lively Central Hub Rankings
Council House was allegedly buzzing when they heard the news that Perth CBD had snuck a slick one past some tiny Indo fishing village and…
The Facebook Snake Wrangling Expert
Karl is a shit-talking-serpent, slithering through the tall grass of ignorance to ambush unsuspecting prey with a hefty dose of reptilian drivel. Much like snakes,…