Perth Gym Bro Microdosing Long Lost Tub of Original Jack3d
“It’s what Joe Rogan would want me to do”, Anthony says as he carefully measures out 0.25g of Jack3d into his obnoxiously oversized protein shaker…
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Mr Facebook Bogan
Deano’s Facebook profile is the digital equivalent of a rusted car graveyard out the front of a repurposed suburban ice-lab. His profile picture is a…
Perth Nudges Out Small Indonesian Fishing Village To Claim 458th Spot in Most Lively Central Hub Rankings
Council House was allegedly buzzing when they heard the news that Perth CBD had snuck a slick one past some tiny Indo fishing village and…
The Facebook Snake Wrangling Expert
Karl is a shit-talking-serpent, slithering through the tall grass of ignorance to ambush unsuspecting prey with a hefty dose of reptilian drivel. Much like snakes,…
Perth Criminal Thanks the Justice System for Making Him a Bitcoin Millionaire
Jarred* has been accused of a lot of things in his day but being good at crime was never one of them. In fact, it…
Ms “We’re Pregnant!”
Mel has finally moulded Jason into parental material, and much like the father to be, a spineless organism managed to wiggle its way inside of…