The Perth Italian
Tony is the result of a bottle of Acqua Di Gio breeding with a tub of hair gel and giving birth into a pile of…
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Mr Perth Tradie
On-site, Dane contributes less than a soft-cocked corner-jacker at a bukake. Technically, he has a dual trade: shit talking and a cringe-worthy one-upmanship that knows…
Mr Waleed Aly
Waleed awakens in his ivory tower and peruses a room full of suits. He ponders today’s garbs as he tries to pick the suit that…
Mr Breakfest
Gary wakes up on Boxing Day to the soothing sounds of test match cricket. There is no time to spare, he is feeling a little…
Mr Raft Up
Raft Up is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…
Ms Stereosonics
Stereosonics is unquestionably the biggest event on the insta-hoe calendar. The Claremont Showgrounds will transform into a thriving ecosystem of cooked peacocks gurning harder than…