The Chilli Enthusiast
Dylan was born with taste buds whiter than the special varnish on a liberal MP’s desk. Despite the caucasian curse of chilli intolerance, he persevered…
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IN FOCUS: Unblocking the Suez Canal – a panel of armchair experts
In the filthy Suez of life, some turds block the system. It’s then the job of highly trained experts to roll up their sleeves and…
Mr Perf Bucks Party
In two weeks Anfernee will be walking Kaylah down the sandy aisle of Kuta Beach. While Kaylah yearns for the majesty of her shoeless ceremony,…
IN FOCUS: Neighbour Who Loves a Leaf Blower
Since their inception, leaf blowers have been tearing more suburbs apart than the St Andreas Fault. Statistically, every suburb will have at least 10 blow…
Mr Cyclist
Move over incels, there is a new oppressed minority in town: the road cyclist. By day, Terry is a mild-mannered physiotherapist that lives on a…
Mr After Work Drinks
After suckling upon the teat of mild intoxication at lunch, Dan is feeling bluer than the Cookie Monster’s balls at an Arnott’s strip show. He…