Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…
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New Perth Apple store follows company’s iPhone ethos of same sh*t with a fancy new exterior
Apple fans will be delighted that the new Apple store opening tomorrow closely follows the company’s guiding principles of new iPhones. The new store will…
Tradie Needs You To Be Home Between 7:30 and November For Job Tomorrow
A Perth tradie has locked in a job to do some repairs on a backyard pergola tomorrow, advising the customers that he’ll be anywhere from…
TransPerth commuter suspicious over fully functional escalator
“It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning. To make matters even more suspicious…
Scientists finally create a mug of coffee hot enough to appease a boomer
Scientists are celebrating a milestone achievement today after creating a mug of coffee that is hot enough to appease your average cafe-going boomer. The team…
BoM To Reclassify Perth Storms Based On Likelihood Of Trampoline Blowing Away
To help Perth residents properly prepare for the “catastrophic” consequences of storms, the Bureau of Meteorology has made a move to reclassify storms from 1-to…