A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver
7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…
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Man who spent a month in South America drops a Feliz Navidad just in case you forgot
Perth man, Tim, who snorted his way through Latin America in 2018 always looks forward to the silly season because it gives him a chance…
Test cricket purist can’t even be in the same room as Big Bash fan
Tom, a hardcore test cricket purist has been unable to wipe the look of disgust from his face as he encounters more and more Big…
Office toilet wondering what it did wrong in a past life
A communal bathroom facility has pondered the tough questions this morning after yet another session of inhumanity. Not one to consider itself spiritual, the bathroom…
WA Builder’s Xmas party cancelled because no one could get a slab organised
A WA builder has been forced to cancel its annual Xmas party because the firm lacked the resources to get a slab organised in time.…
Young dad tries to blame toddler for Wiggles-heavy Spotify wrapped playlist
A young dad has awoken to the news that his most played songs for the year were in fact children’s tunes from The Wiggles. Speaking…