A Day In the Life Of A West Coast Supporter
8:00 am – wake up and enjoy the brief flutter of time before I remember the never-ending nightmare. Groan as I battle another rage-hangover after…
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Former bain-marie bandit now a man of culture after switching to lunch bar banh mi
Brayden was known for two things: causing significant delays on the job due to his inept forklifting skills and scoffing down meals so greasy they…
Eagles fan spends day on Stirling Highway to perfect his bird flip ahead of western derby
A dedicated Eagles fan has taken the day off work to cruise up and down Stirling Highway with the goal of flipping as many birds…
A Day In The Life Of A Bloke Who Claims To Know Bikies
7:30 am – dig through the LV man bag I bought in Kuta for the breakfast of champions – a twirl on a pippy and a…
2026 Census to be replaced by a chain email questionnaire you’d send your crush in the 90s
The ABS has announced that they will be doing away with the traditional Census format next year and opting for a bit of 90s charm.…
St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA
The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…