REPORT: Birkenstock Owner Doesn’t Know When To Let Go
It’s a tough gig being the owner of elite German sandals. It comes with a lot of responsibility that you thong-wearing plebs would never understand.…
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Mineral Resources offers West Coast their hard rock lithium mine for a less hazardous training ground
Mineral Resources has responded to public perception that the training ground carrying their name in Lathlain may be a little too hard for the players.…
Lifesavers Commence Aerial Patrols After Reports Of Blowies Terrorising Perth Toes At Local Beaches
Lifesavers WA has requested special funding from the Government to expand their patrols to identify hotbeds of agitated blowies defending their eggs in the shallows…
Strata Sheriff on High Alert to Ensure no Guest Has Any Fun in the Pool Today
A self appointed strata-sheriff woke up this morning to one of the biggest days on the Calander – a 40 degree day, where strata tenants…
What Your Choice Of Pub Feed Says About You
Parmi – you’re a true connoisseur of pub grub. You know exactly what a pub can do well and you’ve never deviated from your order in…
BREAKING: Perth Man Wanting $500 Cash Out At Pub Isn’t Fooling Anyone
A rambunctious Perth man has attempted to get $500 cash out at a busy central pub this evening. Reports have come in that everyone in…