Broome Cup Attendee “Scrubs Up Alright” Despite Shorts Looking Like They Got Hit With A Super Soaker
Harlee has not regretted a single minute of wearing brand spankin’ chinos to the Broome Cup despite the pisswreck coating them in a generous layer…
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WA concreter switches to sugar free brekkie bourbons as part of health kick
Some believe breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and WA concreter Mathyew was sick of putting all that sugary shit into his…
Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid
Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…
The 7 Worst Pests You’ll Encounter At University
Mature-aged student – just like a crocodile expertly stalks its prey, a mature-aged student will wait for the perfect time to strike with their profound question…
REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra
Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…