REPORT: Wired coworker about one more coffee away from a full existential crisis
A Perth CBD firm is monitoring the well-being of coworker Tim carefully in the wake of an excessively caffeinated morning. The first red flag was…
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Rumbling in Perth Sharehouse: Kiwi Bloke’s NRL Night Ends with a 5.6 Magnitude Hangover
A Baldivis sharehouse thought they were woken up by a Perthquake this morning. Alas, it was only their Kiwi housemate’s ill effects from a big…
Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club
In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……
“Never in doubt”, Flagmantle fan says after quietly deleting several weeks of online meltdowns
Dan, a loyal Flagmantle fan has been unable to stop himself fist-pumping around his living room after declaring that today’s victory against the Cats was…
What your favourite houseplant says about you
Monstera – you like to take credit for the natural beauty and talent of others. Yes, that monstera looks shit-hot but you really didn’t have much…
Man not cut out to be a cop invests in a dash cam instead
Local Perth man Keith attempted to join the police force as a younger man but was confronted with the realisation that he wasn’t cop material.…