FIFO Bloke Who Spends All Day in Air Con Tells Perth to Harden Up This Week
Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
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Aussie cricketers not sure if they won the World Cup or went to a silent retreat
While there were signs of life early, the atmosphere in Narenda Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad quickly made Rolf Harris’ funeral seem like a lively shindig.…
Pop Tops line of alcoholic beverages quietly scrapped after backlash to Hard Solo
Drinks giant Asahi has quietly scrapped its plans to release Alcopop-Tops after the heat Hard Solo has copped since releasing its 4.5% lemon squash. After…
Lady-Toolies to outnumber male counterparts as middle aged women flock to Dunsborough to party with Nicolas Cage
Move over weird dudes who graduated a decade ago, there is a new menace expected to be a pest at Leavers this year – the…
What your favourite Perth train line says about you
Generally speaking, Perth and public transport go together as well as smegma flavouring and confectionary. Alas, it’s unavoidable and given the average state of a…
Perth man could definitely surf Tombstones but he reckons he might have an ear infection
A mid-30s Perth man has made some stunning revelations to a group of backpackers this week. Assuring them that he’d be out there surfing Tombstones…