Harley Reid takes trip to Coles self-serve checkout to feel like there are fewer cameras on him
It’s safe to say, WA media has failed to maintain its cool since the arrival of the Eagles’ no.1 draft pick Harley Reid. His every…
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Gina Rinehart introduces fly in fly out service at Bunbury Farmers Market to alleviate parking congestion
The new boss-lady of Bunbury Farmers Market has revealed a detailed plan to alleviate the parking congestion that gets particularly heinous during the summer months.…
Nic Cage fully initiated into WA beach life after suffering critical thong blowout 10 mins from home
Hollywood mega hunk Nicolas Cage has passed his final test to being accepted into the Aussie beach lifestyle club this morning. At approximately, 10 am,…
Dunsborough Toolies’ mere existence motivates group of leavers to get on the straight & narrow
Typically, Toolies are regarded as a merciless shitstain on the fitted sheets of society. They are mature-aged revellers who graduated many years ago and really…
FIFO Bloke Who Spends All Day in Air Con Tells Perth to Harden Up This Week
Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
Aussie cricketers not sure if they won the World Cup or went to a silent retreat
While there were signs of life early, the atmosphere in Narenda Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad quickly made Rolf Harris’ funeral seem like a lively shindig.…