Fully grown man still unable to shake deep-seated distrust of Kreepy Kraulys
Back before AI threatened to take over the world, another sentient being reigned supreme – the humble Kreepy Krauly. A device created to help us…
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TransPerth reveals that if more than 50% of their escalators worked at any one time it would summon a great evil they vowed to protect us from
TransPerth has hit back angrily at critics who accuse it of constantly having out of service escalators which creates inconvenience across the train network. In…
Man forced to terrorise office stairwell and hit on coworkers while Jacob’s Ladder remains closed
It wouldn’t be overstating things to say that the real victim of yesterday’s senseless blaze at Jacob’s Ladder was fitness devotee Brad. Known for smashing…
Perth homeowner wants house triple bricked after hotter than average summer predictedÂ
In an unorthodox move, a Perth homeowner is seeking quotes from builders to get an extra layer of bricks added to his house after hearing…
Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life
By all accounts, Perth man Ben is a talented young man. He excelled academically, maintained a healthy level of social sport post school and has…
Police investigate reports the Philippines’ goal was peppered with shots this arvo
The Western Australian Police Force has launched an investigation into confirmed reports that the Philippines’ women’s soccer team’s goal was peppered with shots this afternoon.…