Basil Zempilas takes second mayoral victory as a sign it’s time for a giant Baz statue
Basil Zempilas has defeated Sandy Anghie to claim the coveted Lord Mayor title for a second term in a row. Sources state that Basil cleaned…
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Nicolas Cage continues to grate on locals after nabbing a prime spot outside Merchant & Maker
Nicolas Cage has pulled another slick Hollywood move this morning much to the disdain of locals in Dunsborough. At approximately 8 am, he managed to…
Mossie Park traino forced to close after 3 residents complain of train noises
Mosman Park traino has been dealt a harsh blow today, with the State Government ruling that the station would be closed due to a handful…
8 Ways To Get The Full Claremont Experience
Claremont has got to be one of Perth’s most famous suburbs. Located in the western suburbs, you’re always in for a thrill ride when coming…
Perth man forced to deploy one leg in, one leg out doona strategy earlier than expected
The warmth of the last few days has taken Perth man, Tim, by surprise. Especially when it comes to the realm of snoozing. Typically, Tim…
Man can’t wait to round up his Woolies purchase for charity after giving the dogs his firstborn for a bag of potatoes
A Perth man launched into unadulterated fist pumping at the Woolies self-checkout today after the machine prompted him to round up his order for charity.…