A Night in the Life of an “eXpresso” Martini Drinker
6 pm: I’m putting the finishing touches on for ladies night. I haven’t even had a drop of booze and I’m already screeching like The…
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Aussie Brand Releases “Dry Heat” In Recognition of WA’s Unique Needs
Deep Heat has been supplying Australians with pain relief cream for decades. Only now, however, have they acknowledged that Western Australians have different needs and…
Why Roman men can’t stop thinking about the Westralian mining empire
It started as an innocent question on Twitter. One Italian user hailing from Rome asked her followers how often the men in their life thought…
It’s 2001 and you’re about to make a big mistake…
Picture it, you picked up 3 for $10 deal from Liquorland and are currently trying to finish the 3rd bottle in a mate’s backyard because…
ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data
ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…
WA considering mobilising the great emu army after getting dogged on Bertie Beetle show bags
Tonight, WA is considering its options after the news broke that the Perth Royal Show will not have Bertie Beetle show bags on offer. Official…