Dejected Brisbane locals skip breakfast as they are unsure they could even beat an egg right now
Reports are streaming in that Brisbane locals have decided to skip the most important meal of the day after a weekend that has rocked their…
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Serial stinge bringing TEDs surely looking to pull off a Grand Final day esky switcheroo
Infamous stinge, Kyle, is once again looking to pull off the perfect ruse this Grand Final day. His plan is simple, to slip his disgusting…
PSA: If you’re hot, they’re hot! Aussies urged to ensure British coworkers have water & shade
WA Health is urging the Perth public to consider the comfort of British coworkers today as the mercury is expected to hit the mid 30s.…
Woolies new airport store plans to cash in on the lucrative “FIFOs who can be farked grocery shopping the minute they step off a plane” market
Woolworth’s new Perth airport store intends to be a strategic hub for the 3 or maybe 5 FIFO workers who fancy a grocery shop after…
A Night in the Life of an “eXpresso” Martini Drinker
6 pm: I’m putting the finishing touches on for ladies night. I haven’t even had a drop of booze and I’m already screeching like The…
Aussie Brand Releases “Dry Heat” In Recognition of WA’s Unique Needs
Deep Heat has been supplying Australians with pain relief cream for decades. Only now, however, have they acknowledged that Western Australians have different needs and…