Inquiry Held as to Why Sacha Baron Cohen Hasn’t Posted Obligatory Quokka Selfie Yet
Western Australians are understandably shocked that a celebrity has entered the state and hasn’t fulfilled their obligation of “selling us to the world” via Rotto…
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5 Types of Anti-Maskers
Mung beans – a disciple of the church of Pete Evans that describes themselves as a “free thinker”. Typically spouts the kind of nonsense that has…
The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 1)
The Goatman Cometh – on 11 January, Peter Riley aka the Goatman, casually strolls into the Rotto pub after a bust-up with a huge yellowtail…
Mr Tech Start-Up
Tobias’ personality is like the backwash in the bottom of a Dom Perignon flute: affluent yet altogether unpalatable. Combined with a head even a mother…
The Perth Boat Owner
John had ground down his will to live on the corporate coalface for 20 years and was now in a position to treat himself. He…
7 Types of People on Rottnest Island
Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…