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Search Results for: rotto

Former Rotto pest beams with pride as his son steals his first bike on the Island

February 10, 2024

PSA old boy, Liam, was blessed to spend his formative years holidaying on Rottnest Island and made quite the name for himself as one of…

Awkward scenes as Coldplay frontman misidentifies Garden Island as Rotto

November 19, 2023

Chris Martin has undone a lot of WA goodwill this morning after taking a morning cruise down the coast to unwind after the first Coldplay…

Perth Man Powerless to Stop Himself Pointing Out Rotto on Clear Days

October 11, 2023

Ben knows he has a sickness. No matter how hard he tries he cannot stop himself from pointing to Rottnest Island on a clear day…

WA man vows to never set foot on Rotto because he doesn’t do overseas holidays

September 22, 2023

Macka, a level 5 old mate and an honorary member of the WA League of True Blue Cobbers has told his son-in-law, Dan, where to…

WA director laughed out of boardroom after revelation he doesn’t have a Rotto mooring site licence

September 11, 2023

Chaos erupted in a boardroom overlooking the Swan River this morning after a newly minted director revealed himself as being merely an “authorised user” of…

WA Coldplay fans demand a trigger warning as Ticketmaster’s system brings back painful memories of booking Rotto accommodation 

May 15, 2023

Thousands of Western Australians have been reminded of Rotto’s heinous booking system while trying to nab some tickets for Coldplay this morning.  There are now…

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